Obsolete

I bought myself
a Macintosh
state of the art
The very latest
laptop
'gonna work in my car
they threw in
all this software
totally free
but by the the time
I got home
it was
obsolete

Obsolete
obsolete
good for nothing
obsolete
worn out
dated
totally
shot
an obsolete
computer
baby
that's what
I bought

I tried to write
a letter
but my printer
won't go
tried to save
myself
but my RAM's
too low
my mouse
won't mouse
my Windows
won't close
my modem
won't answer
and my data
won't flow

Obsolete
obsolete
good for nothing
obsolete
worn out
dated
totally shot
an obsolete
computer
baby
that's what
I bought

Found myself a lady
she give hot e-mail
thought I was
connected
then my Netscape
failed
my hardware
froze
it was utter
defeat
when she
called me
on the phone
And said
“man
you're
obsolete"

Obsolete
obsolete
good for nothing
obsolete
worn out
dated
totally shot
an obsolete
computer
yeah that's
what she
thought
worn out
dated
totally
shot
an obsolete computer
that's what
I bought